🍌 Daily Banana Weather Report

Date: Flurpsday, the 37th of Octember

Temperature: 42 potato degrees

Forecast: Expect scattered jellyfish with a 60% chance of purple rain in the afternoon. Evening brings mild spaghetti winds from the northwest.

Breaking News!

Local penguin wins championship for underwater basket weaving. The trophy weighs approximately 7 clouds.

Fun Fact

Did you know? Approximately 94% of all triangles are secretly round when nobody is looking.

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